Nice post, Corey! We ALL knew something had to give. And, we know you do this because you DO put us first!
Here's my "long term" solution: Feed that young man Wil a bunch of growth hormones. Have him sleep at night with headphones on with Bill's voice teaching him everything he needs to know to become the fantastic tuner his Dad is. Before you know it, he'll be all grown up and ready to take his place as a partner in the business! (Of course there IS a downside - you'll have to feed him something else so his thoughts won't stray to the opposite sex as he matures. Wouldn't do to have him meet a sweet young thing and leave home!)
- Jack