Gary, we all "owe" you for the laugh. And, not many guys would "fess up" to it. You're a brave man.
You can just change the "Custom User Title" in your
User Profile if you want. You don't really want to change your screenname though, because that would cause you to re-register and, we'd rather not have "two of you".
(Or two of anyone else for that matter).
You're right about detecting a lean running engine by checking the condition of the plugs though. It would be a good thing to check. I used to ALWAYS do the plugs myself. But, I have no desire to play with these. If they're going to break, I'd rather they break in the dealership's garage.
- Jack