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Fri, April 9th, 2010, 03:40 PM
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Okay... now this is funny!
Stumbled across this and busted a gut laughing so hard.
 
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Fri, April 9th, 2010, 04:15 PM
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That was pretty funny.
The sad part is that I can see a little bit of truth to that.
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Fri, April 9th, 2010, 04:52 PM
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2002 Focus – good reliable first car I was rolling at this one.
Date: 2010-04-01, 10:33PM CDT Reply to: sale-fm8x7-1672654758@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?] -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Looking for a first car for a teen? This car is absolutely brilliant. It’s got low mileage (68k), has been super reliable, and is excellent on gas. Since you’re likely paying for the gas, this will make things much cheaper on you. I average like 37MPG to a tank. And with such low mileage, it’ll work great for a long long time. But you wanna know the best reason to buy this car for your kid? It’s slow as ****. You don’t have to worry about speeding tickets or accidents in this baby. Your kid could have a 1 mile run and hit a brick wall not wearing a seatbelt and not be going fast enough to do ****. And there won’t be any sense in him getting some shitty *** fart can off of eBay – this car has the super slow SPI engine, no sense in trying to make it any faster. It’s a 4-door, so your kid won’t try to put gay *** Lambo doors on it. It is still possible to fit this with a body kit, but if you’d like, for an extra $200, I can stab him in the face if he does this. It’s a 5-speed, so your kid can’t talk on his cell phone while playing Gameboy and smoking pot – he’ll have to actually pay attention. It also means you won’t have to pay for an automatic transmission when your kid beats the hell out of it. It’s got a new clutch and new tires, so you’ll know if he does burnouts. After all, I’m sure YOU’RE the one paying for tires, right? It’s got an aftermarket head unit in it, so your kid won’t **** it up when him and his buddies try to wire in a “phat *** system”. It’s already had the speakers replaced too, so he won’t have to tear the door cards on and then look like a retard when he can’t get them back on. It’s got manual windows too, so he can’t **** up the window motors when he rolls one of his friends heads up in it as a joke. A new battery means when he leaves his headlights on, it won’t leave you totally stranded. But really though, one of the best parts is that, because it is a 4 door, it will be somewhat embarrassing for him to be seen in. I’m sure you get pissed at him from time to time. Hell, you’re probably mad at him for harassing you into buying him a first car. So get this one. It has no A/C, so you’ll know he’s suffering every time you get mad at him. Pretty satisfying. It’ll bring a smile to your face too, to know he’s rolling around looking like a faggot in a Ford Focus. So buy this car for your kid. You won’t regret it Contact: 573-334-4363
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Fri, April 9th, 2010, 05:03 PM
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Fri, April 9th, 2010, 05:29 PM
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Good one Chuck!  Sound like the perfect first car for my step son!  Peace! I'm really pushing for the kid to get a riding lawn mower then that way he can make money to pay for gas while he drives it back and forth to school!
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Fri, April 9th, 2010, 11:21 PM
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That is funny as a heck! I'm not sure why it hasn't sold yet.
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Sun, April 11th, 2010, 06:22 PM
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That was funny! Quote:
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Mon, April 12th, 2010, 10:52 AM
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Hey! I got an "06" Focus and its a good car. Its an 06 ST and believe it or not it it totally stock and can keep up with the V6s and some V8s. 27MPG in the city and 32MPG on the highway, and oh yea a 140MPH speedodometer and I have had it up to 110 (only once).
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