Haha, but back to topic there are some automotive items that I do like to be quirky--gas pumps. I remember one in New Braunfels a long time ago that would keep gas dripping even after the handle was let go. I guess it siphoned or something, but they've probably fixed it by now.
I found one over where I'm at but it doesn't drip fast enough to be worth sitting there.
...seems like thats is the only time you get your money's worth. lol