Wife just took a ride with me to costco... While driving there was a "

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" driver was swerving into my lane, so I mashed the pedal doing about 40... and shot off like a rocket.
The wife with a shocked look on her face said,"What did you do to the turbo?" and gave me the "how much did you spend" look.
Well she knows about the chip now... My CC now has an auditor