Haha well I am not the oldest or the youngest here(25), but I do think its great that we can all have fun joking about ourselves while learning stuff

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I just wanted to add a clarification to what I posted before, I am not interested in aftermarket MAF's, mine works fine and im never gonna have a monster machine that needs that much airflow. I was just pointing out that the diameter around the actual sensor stays the same on the CAI's that I have dealt with, therefor the fact that the rest of the pipes change wont have a huge effect on the reading.
also another thought... just because you arent getting a lean code doesnt mean that you arent running slightly lean... or the same with a rich code

just my thoughts