The Great State of Ohio (funny)

[Power Hungry]

So you think it's cold where you live? Try living in Utah!

Perception... It's all about perception.

60 above zero:
Floridians turn on the heat.
People in Utah plant gardens.

50 above zero:
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Provo sunbathe.

40 above zero:
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Utah drive with their windows down.

32 above zero:
Distilled water freezes.
The water in the Great Salt Lake gets thicker.

20 above zero:
Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves and wool hats.
People in Utah throw on a flannel shirt.

15 above zero:
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Utah have the last cookout before it gets cold.

Zero:
People in Miami all die.
Utahans close the windows.

10 below zero:
Californians fly away to Mexico.
People in Utah get out their winter coats.

25 below zero:
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Utah are selling cookies door to door.

40 below zero:
Washington, DC runs out of hot air.
People in Utah let the dogs sleep indoors.

100 below zero:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Utahans get frustrated because they can't start the Mini-Van.

460 below zero:
ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale.)
People in Utah start saying..."Cold 'nuff fer ya?"

500 below zero:
Hell freezes over.
The Utah Jazz win the NBA Championship!